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Dan Le Sac Lyrics
Dan Le Sac - Thou Shalt Always Kill
Lyrics
Thou shalt not steal if there
is direct victim.
Thou shalt not worship pop
idols or follow lost prophets.
Thou shalt not take the
names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, Johnny Hartman, Desmond Decker, Jim
Morrison, Jimi Hendrix or Syd Barret in vain.
Thou shalt not think that
any male over the age of 30 that plays with a child that is not their own
is a peadophile… Some people are just nice.
Thou shalt not read NME.
Thall shalt not stop liking
a band just because they¢ve become popular.
Thou shalt not question
Stephen Fry.
Thou shalt not judge a book
by it¢s cover.
Thou shalt not judge Lethal
Weapon by Danny Glover.
Thall shalt not buy Coca-Cola
products. Thou shalt not buy Nestle products.
Thou shalt not go into the
woods with your boyfriend¢s best friend, take drugs and cheat on him.
Thou shalt not fall in love
so easily.
Thou shalt not use poetry,
art or music to get into girls¢ pants. Use it to get into their heads.
Thou shalt not watch Hollyokes.
Thou shalt not attend an
open mic and leave as soon as you're done just because you¢ve finished
your shitty little poem or song you self-righteous prick.
Thou shalt not return to
the same club or bar week in, week out just ¢cause you once saw a
girl there that you fancied but you¢re never gonna f***ing talk to.
Thou shalt not put musicians
and recording artists on ridiculous pedestals no matter how great they
are or were.
The Beatles - Were just
a band.
Led Zepplin - Just a band.
The Beach Boys - Just a
band.
The Sex Pistols - Just a
band.
The Clash - Just a band.
Crass - Just a band.
Minor Threat - Just a band.
The Cure - Just a band.
The Smiths - Just a band.
Nirvana - Just a band.
The Pixies - Just a band.
Oasis - Just a band.
Radiohead - Just a band.
Bloc Party - Just a band.
The Arctic Monkeys - Just
a band.
The Next Big Thing - JUST
A BAND.
Thou shalt give equal worth
to tragedies that occur in non-english speaking countries as to those that
occur in english speaking countries.
Thou shalt remember that
guns, bitches and bling were never part of the four elements and never
will be.
Thou shalt not make repetitive
generic music, thou shalt not make repetitive generic music, thou shalt
not make repetitive generic music, thou shalt not make repetitive generic
music.
Thou shalt not pimp my ride.
Thou shalt not scream if
you wanna go faster.
Thou shalt not move to the
sound of the wickedness.
Thou shalt not make some
noise for Detroit.
When I say “Hey” thou shalt
not say “Ho”.
When I say “Hip” thou shalt
not say “Hop”.
When I say, he say, she
say, we say, make some noise - kill me.
Thou shalt not quote me
happy.
Thou shalt not shake it
like a polaroid picture.
Thou shalt not wish you
girlfriend was a freak like me.
Thou shalt spell the word
“Pheonix” P-H-E-O-N-I-X not P-H-O-E-N-I-X, regardless of what the Oxford
English Dictionary tells you.
Thou shalt not express your
shock at the fact that Sharon got off with Bradley at the club last night
by saying “Is it”.
Thou shalt think for yourselves.
And thou shalt always, thou
shalt always.....kill!
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