Tenacious
D - Kickapoo
[Jack Black (Narrator)]
A long ass fuckin' time
ago,
In a town called Kickapoo,
There lived a humble
family
Religious through and
through.
But yay there was a black
sheep
And he knew just what
to do.
His name was young J.B.
and he refused to step in-line.
A vision he did see-eth
Fuckin' rockin' all the
time.
He wrote a tasty jam
and all the planets did align
[Jack Black (Son)]
Oh the dragons balls
were blazin' as I stepped into his cave,
Then I sliced his fuckin'
cockles,
With a long and shiney
blade!
'Twas I who fucked the
dragon,
Fuckalize sing-fuckaloo!
And if you try to fuck
with me,
Then I shall fuck you
too!
Gotta get it on in the
party zone!
I gots to shoot a load
in the party zone!
Gotta lick a toad in
the party zone!
Gotta suck a chode in
the party zone!
[Crying]
[Meat Loaf (Father)]
You've disobeyed my orders,
son,
Why were you ever born?.
Your brother's ten times
better than you,
Jesus loves him more.
This music that you play
for us comes from the depths of hell.
Rock and roll's The Devil's
work, he wants you to rebel.
You'll become a mindless
puppet;
Beelzebub will pull the
strings!
Your heart will lose
direction,
And chaos it will bring.
You'd better shut your
mouth,
Better watch your tone!
You're going for a week
with no telephone!
Don't let me here you
cry,
Don't let me hear you
moan!
You gotta praise The
Lord when you're in my home!
[Jack Black (Son)]
Dio can you hear me?
I am lost and so alone.
I'm askin' for your guidance.
Won't you come down from
your throne?
I need a tight compadre
who will teach me how to rock.
My father thinks you're
evil,
But man, he can suck
a cock.
Rock is not The Devil's
work,
It's magical and rad.
I'll never rock as long
as I am stuck here with my dad
[Ronnie James Dio (Dio
poster)]
I hear you brave young
Jaybles,
You are hungry for the
rock.
But to learn the ancient
method,
Sacred doors you must
unlock.
Escape your father's
clutches,
And this oppressive neighborhood.
On a journey you must
go,
To find the land of Hollywood!
In The City of Fallen
Angels,
Where the ocean meets
the sand,
You will form a strong
alliance,
And the world's most
awesome band.
To find your fame and
fortune,
Through the valley you
must walk.
You will face your inner
demons.
Now go my son and rock!
[Jack Black (Narrator)]
So he went from fuckin'
Kickapoo With hunger in his heart;
And he journeyed far
and wide to find the secrets of his art;
But in the end he knew
that he would find his counterpart.
Rooooock. Rah-ha-ha-ha-hock.
Raye-yayayayaye-yock
Tenacious D - Classico
Can't you see he's the
man, let me hear you applaud
he is more than a man
he's a shiny golden god.
If you think its time
to fucking rock, and fucking roll, out of control,
and then you know you
got to rock the block,
and fucking suck my fucking
cock,
'cause when you rule,
you fucking school all of the fools, out of their jewels,
'cause if you think it's
time,
if you think it's time,
if you think it's time
to fucking rock.
He is going to kick your
fucking ass,
and you know his name
is Kyle Gass,
rocking and fucking rolling,
and fucking rocking,
and fucking rolling,
and fucking [vocal solo]...
Tenacious
D - Baby
I can't get to sleep
tonight
No matter how hard I
try
Cause it's cold and it's
dark
And the wind is a whistlin'
And I can't seem to put
out the light
Momma's been searching
for baby
But baby been tryin'
to get home
Cause it's cold and it's
dark
And the moon cannot light
the way
And Daddy's gone, bye
bye
I'm just a babyyyyy
[crying]
[JB]
I've had this birthmark
since I was born,
It's the name of our
fucking band dude.
[KG]
I have an ass mark too
Tenacious D - History
This is a song called
the history of Tenacious D
And its not just a list
of bullshit that we've done in the past
It's a chronicling of
our rise, to power!
We ride with kings on
mighty steeds
Across the devils plain
We've walked with Jesus
and his cross
He did not die in vain,
NO!
We've run with wolves,
we've climbed K2
Even stopped a moving
train
We've traveled through
space and time my friends
To rock this house again,
rock!!
We ride and we ride and
we'll never subside
And we'll ride till the
planets collide
And if you say that we
do not ride
I'll tan you're fucking
hide, ride!!
Kyle's fingers be silver,
Jacks voice then be gold
But lest you think we're
vain
We know you're all robots
and we don't care
Tenacious D, we reign!
We rei-eign, supreme,
ooooh god!!
Burrito supreme, and
a chicken supreme
And a cutlass supreme
Supreeeeeme yeaaaaaah
go now Kyle! 1-2-3
Supreme!!!
Tenacious
D - POD
Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
you know I will be rockin'
cause it's fucking insane!
Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
more precious than a
diamond on a platinum chain!
In Venice Beach, there
was a man named Kage
When he was buskin he
was all the rage.
He met Jables and he
taught him well,
all the techniques that
were developed in hell.
Cock pushups and the
power slide,
gig simulation now theres
nowhere to hide.
They formed a band they
named Tenacious D,
and then they got the
Pick of Destiny.
Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
you know I will be rockin'
cause it's fucking insane!
Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
our tasty grooves are
better than a chicken chow mein!
Cause he who is sleazy,
is easy to pleasy.
And she who is choosey,
must be loosy-Coosey.
And he who is groovy,
will be in my movie,
so come on!
The wizard and the demon
had a battle royale,
the demon almost killed
him with an evil kapow,
but then he broke his
tooth and thus the demon said "OW"
Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
you know I will be rockin'
cause it's fucking insane!
Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
you know our movie's
better than Citizen Kane!
Cause he who's a geezer,
must live in my freezer.
And she who is starkey,
is full of mularkey.
And he who is groovy,
must be in my movie,
so come on!
Oh! Cause if you're a
diva,
then go to Geneva.
And if you're a crony,
then suck on my bony.
And if you are groovy,
then get in my movie!
It's called the Pick of
Destiny!
The Pick of Destiny
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