They see me mowin'... my front lawn 
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so white & nerdy 
Think I'm just too white & nerdy 
Think I'm just too white & nerdy 
Can't ya see I'm white & nerdy? 
Look at me, I'm white & nerdy 
I wanna roll with... the gangstas 
But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy 
Think I'm just too white & nerdy 
Think I'm just too white & nerdy 
I'm just too white & nerdy 
Really, really white & nerdy 

First in my class there at MIT 
Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D 
MC Escher, that's my favorite MC 
Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea 
My rims never spin - to the contrary 
You'll find that they're quite stationary 
All of my action figures are cherry 
Stephen Hawking's in my library 
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out 
Got people beggin' for my Top 8 spaces 
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places 
Ain't got no grills, but I still wear braces 
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise 
I'm a whiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days 
Once you see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed 
My fingers movin' so fast, I'll set the place ablaze 
There's no killer app I haven't run 
At Pascal, well, I'm number one 
Do vector calculus just for fun 
I ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun 
"Happy Days" is my favorite theme song 
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong 
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on 
I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon 
Here's the part I sing on... 

They see me roll on... my Segway 
I know in my heart they think I'm white & nerdy 
Think I'm just too white & nerdy 
Think I'm just too white & nerdy 
Can't ya see I'm white & nerdy? 
Look at me, I'm white & nerdy 
I'd like to roll with... the gangstas 
Although it's apparent I'm too white and nerdy 
Think I'm just too white & nerdy 
Think I'm just too white & nerdy 
I'm just too white & nerdy 
How'd I get so white & nerdy?

I've been browsin', inspectin' 
X-Men comics, you know I collect 'em 
The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em 
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored 
Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media 
I edit, Wikipedia 
I memorized "Holy Grail" really well 
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL 
I got a business doin' web sites 
When my friends need some code, who do they call? 
I do HTML for 'em all 
Even made a home page for my dog 
Yo, I got myself a fanny pack 
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap 
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap 
Pop pop, hope no one sees me... gettin' freaky 
I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream 
I was in A/V Club and Glee Club and even the chess team 
Only question I ever thought was hard 
Was, do I like Kirk or do I like Picard? 
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire 
Got my name on my underwear 

They see me strollin'... they laughin' 
And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white & nerdy 
Just because I'm white & nerdy 
Just because I'm white & nerdy 
All because I'm white & nerdy 
Holy cow, I'm white & nerdy 
I wanna bowl with... the gangstas 
But oh well, it's obvious I'm white and nerdy 
Think I'm just too white & nerdy 
Think I'm just too white & nerdy 
I'm just too white & nerdy 
Look at me, I'm white & nerdy